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Artemis Fowl

The worst piece of crap I’ve ever seen. What have you done to the real Artemis and when will he be vindicated? So much was wrong with the movie it would be easier to list what was right. Almost nothing besides names, the troll in Italy, and Holly punching Artemis in the face. But even the last one didn’t make much sense within the movie context. Even if you hadn’t read the book the plot makes little sense and is a washed out hollow shell of the story filled with cheesy trite overused movie tropes. Negative 90 percent.